Revolutionary Voice

This was formerly posted by DH LAWRENCE MOFO on Nov 30 2006, 07:49 AM at the Pax et Socialism forums.

There’s a wanky zine called ‘Christ’ made by students at Glasgow Art School. It did once have a good cartoon in though.

Man: What did you tell that man just now?
Factory Owner: I told him to work faster!
Man: How much do you pay him?
Factory Owner: I pay him 20 pounds a day!
Man: Where do you get the money to pay him?
Factory Owner: I sell shoes!
Man: Who makes the shoes?
Factory Owner: He does!
Man: How many shoes does he make in a day?
Factory Owner: 100 pounds worth!
Man: So, instead of you paying him, he pays you 80 pounds a day to tell him to work faster…
Factory Owner: Huh!
Factory Owner: Well, I OWN the machines!
Man: How did you get the machines?
Factory Owner: I sold shoes!
Man: Who MADE the shoes?
Factory Owner: SHUT UP, HE MIGHT HEAR YOU…